All this week, Professor Charles Human is going without sleep to measure and observe the effects on the Human body. I am (er….) I mean he is recording the results on a day-to-day basis here in my his blog.
DAY 4
I HAVE NOT SLEPT FOR 96 HOURS. I AM FEELING NO ADVERSE SIDE AFFECTS.
I AM CONVINCED THE REST OF THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY ARE NOW PLOTTING TO STEAL ALL OF MY FINDINGS FROM THIS EXPERIMENT AND PUBLISH IT IN A BIG RED BOOK WITHOUT TELLING ME. WELL MORE FOOL THEM, I HAVE EATEN ALL OF THE DATA.
I COULD SLEEP, THAT WOULD SHOW THEM. BUT THEN THAT’S WHAT THEY WANT. THE MOMENT I’VE CLOSED MY EYES THEY’LL STEAL ALL MY TROUSERS.
I AM SCARED EVERYTIME I PUNCH IN A LETTER ON THE KEYBOARD I AM HURTING THE LAPTOP.
TOMORROW MY EXPERIMENT COMES TO AN END – I THINK THE DECISION TO BURN MY BED MAY HAVE BEEN A LITTLE RASH…
HUMANOLOGY 