The Science of Sleep – Day 4

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All this week, Professor Charles Human is going without sleep to measure and observe the effects on the Human body. I am (er….) I mean he is recording the results on a day-to-day basis here in my his blog.

DAY 4

I HAVE NOT SLEPT FOR 96 HOURS. I AM FEELING NO ADVERSE SIDE AFFECTS.

 I AM CONVINCED THE REST OF THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY ARE NOW PLOTTING TO STEAL ALL OF MY FINDINGS FROM THIS EXPERIMENT AND PUBLISH IT IN A BIG RED BOOK WITHOUT TELLING ME. WELL MORE FOOL THEM, I HAVE EATEN ALL OF THE DATA.

I COULD SLEEP, THAT WOULD SHOW THEM. BUT THEN THAT’S WHAT THEY WANT. THE MOMENT I’VE CLOSED  MY EYES THEY’LL STEAL ALL MY TROUSERS.

I AM SCARED EVERYTIME I PUNCH IN A LETTER ON THE KEYBOARD I AM HURTING THE LAPTOP.

TOMORROW MY EXPERIMENT COMES TO AN END – I THINK THE DECISION TO BURN MY BED MAY HAVE BEEN A LITTLE RASH…

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